Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - Don't Do Drugs

-Don Imus is an idiot. Plain and simple.
-Rest in peace, George Carlin. Although, if there indeed is a heaven, I doubt you're headed there...
-Could Anthony Parker and Carlos Delfino both be heading back to Europe next season?
-Shaquille O'Neal will be stripped of his deputy badge after his performance at the New York nightclub for using crude language, in which he ripped Kobe Bryant, but later stated that it was all in jest.
-The Jays had a season high 22 hits in their 14-1 spanking of the Cincinnati Reds last night, in Cito Gaston's return debut at the Rogers Centre.
-The Tampa Bay Lightning have pulled a "J.P Riccardi", as they have brought back former NHL coach Barry Melrose out of coaching retirement after being out of the league for 12 years.
-Here is something guaranteed to make you giggle a little. Apparently rapper DMX does not have the slightest clue who Barack Obama is. "His name is Barack?!, Barack?!, What the ---- is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa? That ain't no ----ing name, yo. Barack Obama. You can't be serious!" ...I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. On a related note - kids, stay in school and don't do drugs.
-The hot rumour spreading like wildfire in the NBA right now involves the Raptors trading T.J Ford, Rasho Nesterovic and the 17th pick for the Pacers' Jermaine O'Neal. This would give the Raptors arguably the best frontcourt in the NBA depending on if J.O's can remain healthy or not.
-Dennis Rodman pleaded no contest to misdemeanor wife beating and is now forced to take counselling and public service. What did Carmen Electra (or anyone for that matter) see in this guy, anyway?
-Someone tell me I'm not the only one who thinks Ben Mulroney isn't a good Idol host.
-It appears that NHL "tough guy" Sean Avery has a soft side, as he spends his spare time as an intern at Vogue magazine.
-The San Fransisco Giants have shaken up their bullpen, putting newly acquired farm leaguer Sergio Romo in to replace Vinnie Chulk. Seems like an odd move, but you honestly can't do much worse than the former Jay Vinnie Choke.
-PETA strikes again, this time at Wimbledon, whini...uh speaking out on behalf of the pidgeons.
-If I had to start a team with a player from the New York Knicks - it would be without contest - David Lee.
-Speaking of people named David, in case you missed it, Motley Crue's performance on the Late Show with David Letterman.