Your daily quick-fix of the wacky world of sports, pop-culture and anything interesting (for the year 2007-08)

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Thursday, July 31, 2008 - Texas Three Step

-Manny Ramirez has really been speaking his mind lately...with latest rants such as, “The Red Sox don’t deserve a player like me" and “During my years here I’ve seen how they have mistreated other great players when they didn’t want them to try to turn the fans against them. The Red Sox did the same with guys like Nomar Garciaparra and Pedro Martinez, and now they do the same with me. " Seems like Man-Ram is certain that his future in Beantown is done.
-Tim Donaghy was sentenced to 15 months in the slammer. For some odd reason, I feel that something's missing.
-Time Magazine has chosen Lebronze as the cover model, as well as naming him the #1 athlete to watch during the Beijing Olympics. Whatever happened to the old adage of 'respect is to be earned, not given'?
-Blue Jays' catcher Greg Zaun has publicly requested a trade. Don't leave expecting to be missed...especially considering Rod Barajas is a much better player than Zaun.
-Kobe Bryant played a 1-on-1 friendly with Memphis Grizzlies' rookie O.J Mayo and afterwords said that he's got the whole package. Jerry Colangelo stated that "Kobe completely shut him down in the beginning, but the longer they went, the better Mayo got."
-The Yankees have acquired Pudge Rodriguez for Kyle Farnsworth...
-ESPN.com ranked the Pittsburg Penguins as the #1 team in the East, with the Toronto Maple Leafs ranked second last in the conference.
-The Raptors have signed Will Solomon and he will play behind Jose Calderon and Roko Ukic. I could be wrong but this may be the first time in NBA history that a team will play three former Euroleague point guards. This signing will also be the last off-season move of Bryan Colangelo, as he was quoted as saying simply, "That's it,"
-Ron Artest will be teaming up with Yao Ming, Tracy Mcgrady et al, in Houston to form another one of the many "big threes" in the NBA.
-J.P Ricciardi said that A.J Burnett is now off the market
-A nice article called NBA meets MBA. It's nice to know that at least some players are conscious about their post-playing careers...
-Just a little too much time on their hands, maybe?

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Sunday, July 27, 2008 - Bruce Wayne, Superman, The Flash...and SpongeBob?

-British Columbia native Steve Nash has confirmed rumours that he is looking to bring an MLS franchise to Vancouver.
-Future Jays ace Dustin McGowan's season was cut short as he will undergo season-ending surgery on his shoulder.
-Steve Bartman was offered $25,000 to sign a picture of the playoff incident that made him (in)famous at a convention, yet declined. If I'm the guy - I take the risk of possible death to get the cash, but there are probably around fifty different gruesome scenarios floating around in his head right now, or at all times.
-A pair of suits in Bill Gates and Warren Buffett were on hand courtside to witness the bloodbath of the USA-Canada exhibition. Mike Krzyzewski referred to the game as "practice". King James sat out the game, but the Redeem Team still dominated in a 120-65 beat down of the Canucks.
-Baptism in the Stanley Cup? I wonder what the Roman Catholic church thinks about this...
-The Detroit Tigers are statistically the best team in baseball in the past 41 games played, after their dismal start to the season.
-Team USA basketball have been using the age-old technique of aliases for hotels - to avoid attention. A few of the names being used are Bruce Wayne and SpongeBob SquarePants.
-Emeka Okafor turned down a 60 million over 5 years contract last year, expecting a bit more presumably. Not very smart for a guy who majored in finance at U-Conn.
-Ron Artest is reportedly garnering interest in a city that tarnished his career for a while, the Motor City. If I'm Joe Dumars, I might consider going for this trade in light of Artest's history with the city. The Pistons are slowly depreciating and with back-to-back exits in the playoffs the past two seasons, it may be time for a risk/chance.
-Nas' interview and performance on the Colbert Report.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Friday, July, 25, 2008 - Highschool Reunion

-What a pick-up for the Milwaukee Brewers in CC (no dot) Sabathia, who recently capped off his 3rd complete game in a row. CC could soon be seeing CY attatched to his name, if he keeps this streak up.
-LeBronze has gone on record (in a Time magazine story) and guaranteed a gold medal for Team USA. I compare this to when Jameer Nelson guaranteed a victory over the Pistons, in the sense that I'd be much more comfortable hearing a guy like Jason Kidd or Kobe Bryant make that claim. You know, a guy with at least some credibility to his Olympic resume...
-A load of suspensions handed out by the WNBA - 5 from each team involved in the scuffle. That's gotta be another record.
-It was reported that Brett Favre recently made a phone call to the Minnasota Vikings using a Green Bay Packers issued cell phone. What is the man thinking?
-Mats Sundin says that he will make his decision in two weeks time, and the Leafs are still in the mix. Mike Gillis, the GM of the Canucks thinks that it's a two-man race between the Leafs and Vancouver. Maybe Leafs fans will get their fairy tale ending they desire after all.
-Man-U's Christiano Ronaldo was asked whether he would follow in David Beckham's footsteps in later years. He stated that it's a possiblity that he would play for the LA Galaxy, as he has heard good things about the organization.
-If the Red Sox intend to let Manny Ramirez walk, word in Beantown is that they'll make a strong go at Matt Holiday to replace him, depending on Holliday's availability and not necessarily on Manny.
-For those hoping for a Federer-Nadal rematch for the ages...you can scratch that off your wish list, as Roger Federer has bowed out of the Rogers Cup already.
-Two former high school classmates of Tim Donaghy were sentenced to more than a year in prison for involvement in the NBA betting scandal. Just another piece of what seems to be a giant puzzle solved.
-Carlos Boozer "hinted" at staying with the Jazz, and Deron Williams thinks Boozer will just because he's there. Not too long ago, a player even more talented than D-Will thought the same thing in Cleveland. Just saying it's a possiblity.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008 - No More Monkey Business

-A week of fill-in guest hosts, and now no Pardon the Interruption all week. How depressing.
-Josh Childress looks good in Olympiakos red, wouldn't you say? Other notable names that have taken the same path, include: Carlos Delfino, Bostjan Nachbar and Juan Carlos Navarro. What makes J-Chill more intriguing, is that he is pretty much the first American born player of his stature to take this plunge.
-First WNBA brawl ever, in the Sparks-Pist..I mean Shocks game. Assistant coach Rick Mahorn seems to have recieved the worst of it, getting a shot to the back by DeLisha Milton-Jones. Unlike the NBA, this could be viewed in a "any publicity is good publicity" perspective.
-More WNBA news (I swear it's the last one for today) - 50 year old Nancy Lieberman has signed a 7-day contract with the Sparks.
-An Alex Rodriguez and Madonna sex tape? Not good news for A-Rod's already hurtin' image - if indeed this tape exists, which is said to be asked for for 2 mill.
-Kansas City Royals pitcher (if you can even call him that anymore) Jimmy Gobble, gave up 10 runs in one inning against the Detroit Tigers.
-Houston rook Joey Dorsey gets a technical in Summer League play, while in street clothes - then gets ejected for failing to shut up. The Wizards won in overtime, by the way. Not that the game was meaningful or anything.
-Here's a story that that's bound to put you in a bad mood. A little league coach by the name of William Mitchell is charged with stealing money from his own team, which was raised by the kids through selling cookie dough to pay for pictures, trophies etc. Welcome to the corrupt world of baseball kids...
-Gilbert Arenas says that he's done with the funny business, and is ready to live up to his full potential, and basically stop goofing off. I guess this means no more "Hibachi!" after baskets made, video Poker during half-time, sleeping on couches rather than beds, ordering products from infomercials, NBA hit-lists of those responsible for cutting him from Team USA, games of horse with teammate Deshawn Stevenson, etc. But in all seriousness, the guy's pure entertainment, and shouldn't change for the good of the league.
-Scientists from the USA and Italy say that they have discovered a breakthrough urine test for detecting HGH.
-Video of the day: Ryan Howard and Jimmy Rollins remix of Take Me Out to the Ballgame. Funny stuff.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 - EuroTrip

-Marion Jones has asked George Bush for mercy on her jail sentence, hoping for a reduction in time. An athlete like that deserves to do the time, so I'm hoping (for once) that Dubya will do the right thing, and make her do it all.
-Not one Toronto Blue Jay hitter is on pace to hit 20 home runs. Sad, isn't it?
-In a very "politically correct" sit-down with Jim Rome, Packers' WR Greg Jennings hinted that the general consensus of the locker-room (in a hypothetical vote) would lean towards Aaron Rogers taking the spot of starting quarterback, over Brett Favre.
-The Big Unit improved his flawless record to 13-0 against the Cubs all-time last night, as he out-pitched Rich Harden to lead his team to the 2-0 win.
-Toronto FC will be hosting the Montreal Impact in a must win game in the last game of the Nutrilite Canadian Championship. TFC Goalkeeper Greg Sutton said that, "It's probably going to be the most important game in club history, and one of the most important games in Canadian history as far as soccer goes".
-Who in their right mind would wear these - after knowing that they were inspired by The Simpsons' Marge Simpson.
-Josh Childress is considering leaving the NBA to play in Europe. This would be the beginning of a free-for-all, concerning free-agent NBA players, as Europe is becoming a lot more attractive financially.
-The Minnasota Twins lost Johan Santana and Torii Hunter this past off-season, yet remain in contention. Now that's solid team management from the boys upstairs. The Francisco Liriano whining is just plain stupid - especially considering the implication is that the Twins don't want to win. Last I checked, the've got some nice depth at the bullpen and can afford to ease Liriano back into the rotation, without destroying chemistry.
-Toss up: which one is the more overrated film, Little Miss Sunshine or Donnie Darko?
-Best line from the ESPY's: "I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days." -Will Ferrell

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Sunday, July 20, 2008 - Home Field Disadvantage

-Toronto FC failed to score against the expansion San Jose Earthquakes, with multiple chances to capitalize. By the way, expect a bit more MLS, and specifically TFC commentary on my part from now on.
-Evan Longoria hit his first ever grand slam against Blue Jays ace Roy Halladay last night, on a 10-pitch at-bat, in the Rays 6-4 victory.
-Croatia and Greece will be heading to Beijing to compete - and either team could give Team USA a run for their money.
-Manu Ginobili will be playing for Argentina after his playoff injury has apparently healed, and after Greg Poppovich stated that Manu should "definitely not" participate in the tournament if he is not 100%. If I'm a Spurs fan I'm hoping this doesn't turn out the same way as Jorge Garbajosa, when he injured himself in the games, re-aggravating his injury.
-Leo Rautins' performance will be reviewed by Canada Basketball executive director Wayne Parrish, most likely meaning he's headed out the door. I say bring back Jay Triano, and maybe Steve Nash will decide to give Team Canada one more shot.
-NHL commish Gary Bettman has threatened to remove the New York Rangers from the league. MSG chairman James Dolan doesn't seem fazed.
-The Toronto Maple Leafs are giving away all of their pre-season tickets for free, for one exhibition game against the Buffalo Sabres.
-Harsh words were spoken about the turf at BMO field, and even the practice field.
-J.P Riccardi stated that not one call has been made on anybody, concerning interest in players, when asked about A.J Burnett inquiries.
-Talk about making a mammoth impact. David Beckham's arrival in the MLS has sent ESPN ratings skyrocketing up to 150% higher than previous years, while raising fan attendance of the Galaxy road games from 16,770 to 28,035. Oh, and did I mention his jersey has sold more than 300,000 - which is more than guys like Derek Jeter, Reggie Bush, Kobe Bryant and LeBron James. To put in perspective, Kobe and Lebron's jersey sales were in the 70-80k range.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Friday, July 18th, 2008 - Saudi Prince to be crowned Fantasy King?

-Tickets for the last game at Yankee Stadium against the Baltimore Orioles are going as high as $65,000.
-Things are heating up in the Manny Ramirez debacle. Manny has publicly stated his displeasure with the franchise - telling the Boston Herald that he is "tired of the ----, where they tell you one thing and behind your back they do another thing". He also stated that he has no issues with walking away from the team, if the team chooses to let him walk.
-What a comeback for Team Canada against Korea the other day. Huge three-pointers in the dying minutes by Rowen Barrett and Jermaine Anderson.
-On the Fan 590, Leo Rautins said(paraphrased), "if you're not eating lunch with the team, you're not acting like you're a part of the team". So for that reason, you cut Team Canada's best player? A tad ridiculous if you ask me, especially considering Team Canada isn't exactly a cesspool of talent at the moment, and can't really afford to pull this (overly) "tough love" bit.
-Today's game, Croatia crushed the Canucks, 83-62...game-over for Team Canada - and here's hoping Leo gets the axe.
-Former Japanese baseball sensation Hideo Nomo has retired from the game. For those not aware, he was pitching for the Kansas City Royals this season.
-Rampage Jackson has been taken in for mental health evaluation, for his recent behaviour - something Mike Tyson should have recieved many years ago. So much for being a born-again Christian...
-Prince Abdullah bin Mosaad bin Abdulaziz Al Saud is a Saudi Prince obsessed with Fantasy Football, and is looking to challenge YOU. Sign up today for a chance to win a ticket to the Prince's crib.
-No clue why the Dallas Mavericks wouldn't agree to a Josh Howard for Ron Artest deal. Dirk, J-Kidd and Artest would form a real formidable big three, possibly even strong enough to compete in the ever tough Western Conference, because at this point, as talented as the Mavs roster is, they could realistically finish seventh or eighth this year.
-I bet you're wondering if anyone else has come close to Dan Uggla's brutal ASG performance (0-4, 3 K's, 1 GIDP, 3 errors). Well for his position, Pete Reiser was the only guy to come close to such an "Uggla" performance, his statline: 0-4, 2 K's, 1 GIDP, 2 errors.
-A hunting shop owner is basically offering to pay Brett Favre $25,000 dollars to come back to the Packers.
-The Barenaked Ladies have backed out of a children's concert sponsored by Disney - due to Steven Page's latest cocaine arrest, most likely worried that they would tarnish Disney's "squeaky-clean image".
-Video of the day: Spelling Bee 2008: Numb-nut?

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Thursday, July, 17, 2008 - All in the Family

-Alyssa Milano has sworn off dating baseball players, saying that they are too "childish".
-Rafael Nadal has reached for the stars...and has been granted his own asteroid, named after himself, of course. For the astronomers out there who have a liking for tennis, you can find it between Mars and Jupiter.
-A total of zero teammates (yes, you heard right) of A-Rod's came to his party which took place at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club. Ouch. Meanwhile, the more likable Yankee, Derek Jeter, hosted a party where a few of his buddies came, some big names include: Billy Crystal and Michael Jordan.
-A nice article summarizing why the San Antonio Spurs have been such a dominant franchise, continually adding to their solid foundation strong complimentary pieces, to build around their core. And I don't mean to undervalue Tim Duncan at all, but the organization does such a solid job in all of the team management areas. Funny how the majority of the players listed, have at one point in their careers, been rumoured in trades to the (then G.M Isiah Thomas') Knicks.
-Bud Selig called the new all-star game format (of winner gets home field advantage for the World Series) a success, stating that player intensity has been raised. Tell that to A-Rod, who reportedly left early before the game even ended.
-defensive juggernaut Marcus Camby has been traded for a second round pick to the LA Clippers to save cap space. Eduardo Najera has also left the team as he has agreed to terms with the Nets. So much for the Nuggets focusing on defense next year...
-Brent Barry becomes the 3rd member of his family to don a Houston Rockets' uniform - following his father Rick Barry and brother Jon Barry.
-Samuel Dalembert is officially no longer a part of Team Canada's basketball squad. Coach Leo Rautins felt that Dalembert was lacking in commitment to the team, which is odd considering all of the paperwork he went through to obtain his Canadian citizenship to play for the country. Everything is considered speculation at this point, but the road goes two ways - either Sammy D is to blame for this strangely timed divorce, or Leo Rautins. From a talent standpoint, I'm hoping it's the latter option.
-Texas Rangers slugger Josh Hamilton won the ESPY for Best Comeback. How long are the guys at ESPN going to milk this clichéd storyline?
-Amusing quote from ESPN the Magazine, "Bill Laimbeer is coaching hoops in Detroit and doing it well (He had 2 rings in 4 years). And did you know Rick Mahorn is an assistant coach? There's more NBA players on the Shock bench then there are on the Timberwolves'."

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla

-Texas' Josh Hamilton exploded for an incredible 28 home-runs in the the first round of the Home Run Derby last night, but came in second to Justin Morneau - they gotta change the format.
-The LA Angels' Fransisco Rodriguez says that he plans to file for free agency at the end of this season. Not something you want to hear if you're an Angels fan (or part of the Angels organization) - especially mid-season of your title run.
-On Off The Record, Ray Emery was asked, "Do you have a drug problem?"...what answer was Michael Landsberg expecting, a modest "Yes"?
-According to Barry Bonds' agent, it looks like there will be little to no chance Barroid will be in the league this year.
-At Oaks Christian High (or appropriately dubbed Celebrity High), Nick Montana, the son of Joe Montana and Trevor Gretzky, the son of Wayne Gretzky, will both be competing for minutes as the school's quarterback. Also on the team, is Trey Smith, the son of actor Will Smith.
-Former referee Tim Donaghy is looking to bring down with him as many other people as he can. NBA referee Scott Foster has been linked to Donaghy's phone call records. It'll be interesting to see whether Donaghy fits the description of a ""rogue, isolated criminal" that the Commish dubbed him as, or whether this scandal is bigger than we think.
-The Yankees' Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui could be out longer than they expected, due to additional discomfort and continued soreness.
-And here I thought I was the only one who noticed Jays' commentator Rance Mulliniks' grammar problems.
-John Papelbon is confident that he can get 'er done, but is willing to give up the role of relief in tonight's game to elder statesman Mariano Rivera. How un-Vince Carter like of him.
-Chase Hilgenbrinck of the MLS is leaving the New England Revolution to enter a seminary, in hopes to become a Roman Catholic Priest.
-Canada's Rush will perform Tom Sawyer on the Colbert Report, this Wednesday...won't want to miss that. Also, Nas will appear on the show to perform on July 23.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008 - 1 hockey player, 1 cup

-Apparently the Rogers Centre banned the Madonna pictures during the Yankees-Jays series, yet the "F-bomb" signs remain legal. Give me a freaking break.
-The saga continues. And this fan-made website really speaks for itself...
-If you live near Chicago, don't be surprised to see Derrick Rose sitting beside you in a Driver's Ed class.
-To those planning on attending the Olympics in Beijing, crossbows have been banned. You have been warned.
-In the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship, Tony Romo placed an impressive third in his debut at the tournament. Retired NHL legend, Brett Hull finished in a tie for fifth. Not surprisingly, Charles Barkley finished dead last. Annika Sorrenstam served as an analyst - and said about Chuck, "It is a very unorthodox swing".
-Detoit Red Wings' veteran Kris Draper's baby daughter pooped (rumoured to be diaperless at the time) in the Stanley Cup. Still dream about drinking out of Lord Stanley? This happened in June by the way, a month before so many had drank, ate ice-cream, timbits, various foods etc. out of it.
-McDonald's new slogan for the games in Beijing (translated): "loves it when China wins" at the Olympics. So what's the big fuss about? McDonald's has always been a selfish money grabbing corporation, this shouldn't be news to anyone.
-Not enough pre-game juice for Jose Conseco apparently, as former Philadelphia Eagle, Vai Sikahema knocked out the former baseball star in the first round of the celebrity Boxing match.
-Everyone's favourite E.T lookalike, Sam Cassell, is a confirmed "celebrity" judge at the 1st Annual Pole Star Invitational (a pole dancing contest, for those not aware).
-Three Canadian big men – Samuel Dalembert, Levon Kendall and Rans Brempong – fouled out in the game against Germany. While Joel Anthony was limited in minutes due to foul trouble. Leo Rautins was quoted as saying, "It was decided by factors outside the players on the court". Hmm...I wonder what he's hinting at.
-Better take notice, Cleveland Indians...
-Jimmy Kimmel
and Sarah Silverman have split-up. I blame Matt Damon.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Sunday, July 13, 2008 - You say goodbye and I say hello...

-Just as the Raptors have settled their point guard dilemma, the Toronto Argos have placed QB Michael Bishop on waivers. Only in the CFL, will a player placed on waivers, yet be still on the sidelines with the squad and in almost a limbo state.
-The ever scandalous Tour De France takes another blow, as Spanish rider Manuel Beltran tested positive for steroids.
-A.J Burnett could be on his way out of Toronto, and quite realistically headed to Philly. His recent showcase performances will almost seal the deal.
-The commish of the MLB, Bud Selig, will once again answer fan questions regarding anything related to the league, via a live internet chat conference.
-after dropping six straight, the entire AL East moves ten games under. And with the division's worst road record, I'm betting on a second-half slide for the Tampa Bay Rays.
-Carlos Delfino could be headed back to the Motor City
-David Beckham will be playing in the MLS All-Star game in Toronto on July 24th.
-Joel Bosh (Chris' younger brother) is a member of the Raptors' summer league squad. The answer is most likely no, but I wonder if the kid's got game? (and by that I mean by NBA standards, of course).
-Gasol will be wearing a Grizzlies' jersey next season. Marc Gasol, that is
-The Packers are not going to let Brett Favre walk, meaning he would most likely be riding the pine next season, considering the Packers have moved forward as a team, strategy and game plan wise...and the awkward tension continues in Green Bay.
-Former WNBA saviour, Diana Taurasi reached the milestone of 3,000 points faster than anyone, this past week with 12 games to spare.
-David Lee Roth denies being saved by the Ontario Provincial Police after a rumoured "severe allergic reaction" near Brantford, Ontario. He was quoted as saying, "...the only thing I'm allergic to is criticism."
-The Toronto Blue Jays head into All-Star weekend on a positive note, winning 5 of their last 6 against division rivals.
-"Yo momma is so fat, when the LA Dodgers have a rain delay, they use her jacket as a rain tarp." -The Last Comic Standing

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Thursday, July 10, 2008 - From Russia with love...

-Controversial goaltender Ray Emery is headed to Russia next season, after sparking almost no interest from NHL teams, this offseason - and to be specific (according to his agent) only 3 calls from other teams.
-I'm beginning to think Dan Labatard doesn't like Canada - but maybe I'm just paranoid. Or, maybe it's the fact that I can't stand the guy.
-Candace Parker's statline against the Houston Comets Wednesday - 40 points, 16 rebounds, 6 assists and 5 blocks. Scary considering she's only a rookie...
-Check out who Lord Stanley has been partying with this summer. Just a few celebs, including: Cuba Gooding Jr., Ray Liotta, John C. McGinley, Jeremy Piven, David Spade, Kid Rock, Jennifer Capriati, Tom Hanks, Sly, and of course, Wayne Gretzky.
-According to Doug Smith, of the Toronto Star, not only will Jack Armstrong be returning to broadcast games - we'll be seeing even more games with the enthusiastic coach as the colour man.
-Ever wonder what Tony Romo's top 3 most played songs on his Ipod are? The Answer: Journey's "Don't Stop Believing; and Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child of Mine; and finally "Something by Jessica Simpson."
-The Colorado Rockies now have a farm league team in Casper, Wyoming. Their name? The Ghosts obviously.
-The NBA's baddest white-boy Brad Miller continues his streak of thuggery, this time landing himself in drug trouble with the league - receiving a five game suspension for violating the terms of the NBA/NBPA Anti-Drug Program
-Meanwhile, the Bulls' JameSon Curry one-ups Miller, by urinating in public - and resisting arrest.
-Angels' pitcher Francisco Rodriguez is on pace to break the single season record for total saves, 57 - his count stands at 35.
-A nice jersey design for the MLB All-Star game.
-Video of the day: Andrew Bogut showing Milwaukee Bucks fans why he's worth that $72.5 mill contract.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Wednesday, July 9, 2008 - Brotherly Love

-I'm just going to start out by saying that the "winner of the MLB All-Star game determines home-field advantage" is a joke and anyone who disagrees with that, is an idiot. Whatever happened to "if it ain't broke, don't fix it."? Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.
-It appears that the Winter Classic featuring the Detroit Red Wings playing against the Chicago Blackhawks will be played at Wrigley Field.
-Longtime LA Clipper, Elton Brand is reportedly heading to the City of Brotherly Love. Irony can be such a bitch huh, Baron?
-And the poor just keep on getting poorer. Michael Vick has filed for bankruptcy and is said to be owing creditors between $10 and $50 million. Yikes.
-Catalyst of last nights' Orioles-Jays victory? Alex Rios with a base-clearing 3-RBI triple.
-A day after scoring 28 pts, Michael Beasley went 1 for 13 and finishing with just 9 pts, all while collecting 7 fouls. Might want to re-think that old nickname, "B-Easy", 'cause the NBA is no cakewalk (and Summer League is nothing like the actual league).
-The Chicago Cubs have responded to the Brewers' acquisition of C.C Sabathia, with a move of their own - picking up Canadian pitcher Rich Harden in a 6-player blockbuster.
-In his sit down with fill-in host, Bonnie Bernstein - Terry Francona shot down both the Mark Texeira and Barry Bonds to Boston rumours - blaming online forums and blogs for starting these rumours.
-About a week ago, Packers' QB Aaron Rodgers stated that he is almost positive that the organization is moving forward - almost closing the door on the Brett Favre return rumours. Nothing could be further from the truth. Just yesterday, reports surfaced that Favre sent a text message to Ted Thompson. And the football soap opera lives on for another day.
-Chuck Swirsky's successor has been announced, it will be Matt Devlin replacing the Swirsk. Take a listen for a preview of what to expect next season.
-Toss up. Who's the more overrated mainstream comedian of today, Dane Cook or Russell Peters?
-For the nu-metal fans out there, Dragonforce's new album titled Ultra Beatdown, comes out Aug. 25th worldwide.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Monday, July 7, 2008 - Bust-a-nut?

-In his interview with Jim Rome, David Ortiz stated that he is part of the group of people who think the Tampa Bay Rays are in fact, the real deal, and will do well in the playoffs.
-After being upset by New Zealand, Team Canada had five players scoring in double-digits in their bounce back victory against Lebanon, the final score being 100-68 in the finale of the Jack Donohue International Classic
-Arizona Diamondback's catcher Chris Snyder suffered a busted nut, or a broken testical...well, you can scratch off that idea for a Mythbusters episode.
-reports are indicating that the Milwaukee Brewers have won the C.C Sabathia sweepstakes. Still doesn't sound right.
-After almost five hours of epic tennis action, Rafael Nadal becomes the first man to win both the French Open and Wimbledon since tennis great Bjorn Borg, defeating Roger Federer and ending the latter's grass court winning streak at 65 matches.
-With the recent signing of Chris Duhon, it looks like the Knicks will be parting ways with "hometown hero", Stephon Marbury. I don't say this often but, a step in the right direction for the New York Knicks.
-the Tampa Bay Lightning's Dan Boyle has agreed to lift his no-move clause. Pay attention Leafs - you might learn something.
-According to Sports Illustrated, the normal stride length for a pitcher is 77% to 87% of his height. Giants' pitcher, Tim Lincecum's stride is 129%, which is about 7 1/2 feet. Talk about your classic freakshow, and I say that in the nicest way possible...
-Congratulations to the Atlanta Dream, of the WNBA, for notching their first franchise victory against the Chicago Sky - never an easy task for an expansion team, in any sport for that matter.
-In a special showing of Pardon the Interruption, Michael Wilbon's response to the "best game of the year"? Suns-Spurs, game one double overtime [117-115] victory by the Spurs. Hard to argue against that particular game - even though it's not even a candidate for the ESPY.
-Line of the week, "I'll piss in his hand, if he wants. I really don't care, because I'm not worried about anything."- Pat Perez, on the PGA Tour's new drug-testing policy.
-Transformers star Megan Fox appears to be "opting out" and remaining a free-agent.
-In cased you missed this bomb of a video, lead singer Josh Homme of QotSA just ripping apart a fan at Norwegian Wood 2008 (warning - some crude language).
-And finally, in local Canadian sports news (Northern Ontario specifically) congratulations to Taylor Milne of Callander/North Bay, ON - as he will be packing his bags to compete in the Olympic Games in Beijing next month.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Friday, July 4, 2008 - Happy 4th of July.

-Alex Rodriguez makes headlines again with "good friend" Madonna, reportedly making late-night visits to her house for presumably their chess club meetings.
-Whether or not Brett Favre returns next season, the way I see it is, when you've reached the plateau of greatness that players such as Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Tiger Woods et al., and possess that kind of legendary status - you are always welcome to return. But don't tell that to the Green Bay Packers... or their fans.
-Pardon The Interruption has been absolute garbage and a downright snore-fest without Michael Wilbon and Tony Kornheiser.
-former Highschool phenom Gerald Green has signed on with the Mavericks. Yes, it was (and still is) a slow week in the NBA.
-Gilbert Arenas agrees to a $111 million dollar contract, although was offered $127 - heartwarming, but I'm still not gonna call him a "winner" just yet.
-A.J Burnett is being shopped around the league for a shortstop - according to sources in the Toronto media, as the Blue Jays management are not happy with him, as well as current SS's David "no-catch" Eckstein and John ".100" McDonald.
-The German National basketball team has just acquired center Chris Kaman. You heard correctly - Kaman's great-grandparents were of German descent, making him eligible to play after getting his duel-citizenship.
-Roger Federer avenges himself by defeating familiar face Mario Ancic. Try and beat Federer's streak(s): 39 consecutive wins at Wimbledon, 64 consecutive wins on grass and 17 consecutive semifinal appearances at Grand Slam tournaments.
-In Team Canada's quest to make the Olympics, the Canucks' crushed Lebanon 89-67, thanks in part to Joel Anthony and Samuel Dalembert who combined for 20 rebounds. Canada also breezed passed New Zealand, once again winning big, taking the decision 90-63, this time with swingmen Olu Famutini and Rowan Barrett making big contributions and pleasing the McMaster-U crowd with their electrifying displays of athleticism.
-It's official. There will be another Venus-Serena Wimbledon showdown. The Williams' sisters improve their record to a jaw-dropping 100-13 at Wimbledon, can you say dominant?
-Pamela Anderson calls Jessica Simpson a "whore" for wearing an anti-vegetarian top.
-The Toronto Blue Jays begin a road series with the L.A Angels who boast the second best record in the majors (only behind the Tampa Bay Rays, of all teams). But, the Jays have been known to play well against the Halos - so expect a hard fought series.
-Enjoyed Talladega Nights? Well, Sasha Baron Cohen and Will Farrell will team up again in the comedic version of Sherlock Holmes.
-Video of the day: hilarious hockey taunt. Priceless.
-In honour of Cynthia-R (and soon to be minus the R), and of course the 4th of July, here's Lenny Kravitz performing the Guess Who's smash hit "American Woman".

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Wednesday, July 2, 2008 - B-Diddy to LA?

-Tiger Woods, Tom Brady, Kobe Bryant and Alex Rodriguez are in the running for the ESPY: best male athlete. Tough, tough call...
-the Toronto Blue Jays sported some patriotic, yet unattractive Canadian style ball caps in last night's heart-breaker against the Mariners.
-Mats Sundin has been offered a 2-year, 20 million dollar contract by the Vancouver Canucks, but says that he is leaning towards Detroit or the NY Rangers. In related news, the Leafs bring back former goaltender Curtis Joseph.
-After opting out of his contract, Baron Davis is close to signing with the LA Clippers. Who didn't see this coming (especially after the benching incidents with Nelly)?
-Rudy Fernandez becomes the eighth Spaniard to play in the NBA, after signing with the rising Portland Trailblazers.
-the legendary Bon Jovi will be performing at the MLB All-Star weekend in Central Park.
-Houston Astros first baseman Lance Berkman has announced that he will be taking part in the Home Run Derby again, while the Yankees' Alex Rodriguez will not, for health reasons.
-the Tampa Bay Rays are up 2.5 games on the BoSox in the AL East. Yikes.
-a user by the name of spooky93 extended his Beat the Streak record streak to an impressive 46 games after Ichiro Suzuki's hit last night. He's 11 games shy of the $1 million dollar prize. For those just joining and want some tips, 20% of spooky93's picks are Ichiro Suzuki. Ichiro's not a bad choice on any given night, really - I mean, he's a proven hit machine if you hadn't noticed.
-the World Series of Poker's final table will be delayed by four whole months to "build hype" for the "sport". Give me a break - card games will never be considered real sports, no matter how many fans or viewers there are.
-in addition to the musical performance at the end of the blogs, this will also become a regular installment - sports related Youtube videos. Here's tennis phenom Andy Roddick appearing on the Weakest Link.
-From their new album, Viva La Vida (and a personal favourite of mine) - give it up for Coldplay with Violet Hill!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Tuesday, July 1, 2008 - Happy Birthday Canada!

-Carlos Delfino looks to be the odd man out for the Raptors and may have played his last game. While it appears that the long-awaited arrival of Croatian sensation Roko Ukic has ended; as he will most likely take the role of back-up PG or reserve SG.
-Don't look now, but the Detroit Tigers are creeping back into the playoff picture.
-Hats...or sombreros off to Spain for winning Euro 2008 - (a tourney in which many soccer analysts dubbed as one of the greatest soccer tournaments ever) with a well-deserved and dominating victory going a perfect 23-0.
-Bryan McCabe has exercised his no-trade clause, leaving many Leafs fans confused as to why.
-Are the Yankees hated? This stat seems to point to "yes" - batters hit the most over the last 10 years are: A-Rod, Jason Giambi and Derek Jeter.
-the always controversial and retired NFL-er Michael Strahan will be joining the Fox crew, odd considering his track record with the media. But hey, isn't that what some people said when they heard Sir Charles was to become a regular on television?
-More strange NFL news, Warren Sapp is to appear on next season's Dancing With The Stars...
- Big Papi confirms that he will not start for the AL, at the MLB all-star game this year.
-Lou Pinella was ejected in just the 2nd inning of the Cubs-WhiteSox game and had some choice words after the game - ending with the quote, "it's over with. They're[upmires] still my buddies."
-The Detroit Red Wings' goaltender Chris Osgood brought the Stanley Cup to a bar in Plymouth for fans to drink out of, in his hometown.
-quite possibly another all-Williams sisters Wimbledon finals?
-The Lebron-Jay-Z rumours are heating up, big time. And it appears that the Nets are looking to make a huge offer for Bron-Bron in '10 after trading Richard Jefferson. A little tidbit, Lebron James listed New York as his favourite city ahead of his hometown Akron, Ohio...
-Roy Halladay with another dominating performance, last night, going the distance for a league-leading 6th time and shutting out the Seattle Mariners.
-Man who auctioned everything... is a bit disappointed with the selling price.
-And finally, a big Happy Birthday to the great land of Canada. Enjoy Canada Day, everybody, and be safe.
-Ladies and gentleman, our musical guest for today is Canada's own homegrown talent, Sloan!
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